I feel so dirty

I did something horrible today...I used a sex toy... on my sore muscles!! And I know, it was just wrong! My poor little bullet, she probably had no idea what was going on! Who does that!! Gawd, I am gross.

Here is a list of things that I have wanted to shout at people today:

1.WHY DO YOU GIVE A FUCK IF MY SON IMPALES HIMSELF!?!? I AM HIS MOM, I GOT IT.


2.WHY DO YOU CARE HOW I SPELL, OR HOW FUCKED UP MY GRAMMAR IS? GET A LIFE.


3.NO, I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR KID.

List of nice things I did today without yelling, or even wanting to yell.

1. Offered to save a spot in step class for some lady I don't even know, so she stops getting the stink eye from all the old biddys who dot remember what in means to have to drop 3 different kids off at 3 different schools across town, cause their eggs (and vaginas apparently) are all dried up and it makes 'em grumpy....got dangerously close to wanting to yell there.

2. Offered an old bitty to go in front of my in the checkout line.

3. Dint tell that guy who worried about my son impaling himself on the fence to "mind his own mother fucking business"


so ya see, the good for sure cancelled out the bad.

Now I better go give that bullet what she was after, I dont want you guys to think I am some kind of pervy weirdo.