I have my 3 year old son totally turned on to Glee. Well, kind of, we just fast forward through all the bullshit, and have a dance off during the singing parts.
I think if there is an opposite of homophobe, I am it. I totally want one of my sons to be gay. I really want someone to go get manis and pedis and swishy lunches with. Now I know, really, there is no way I can 'turn' my son gay, but dammit, I am trying like hell. Her are the methods I have applied thus far:
1. Watching Glee together
2. Painting his finger and toe nails
3. Reading him Martha Stewart Magazine
4. Frosting his tips
5. Giving him appletinis in his sippy cup
6. Dressing him in skinny jeans
7. Forbidding sports
8. Teaching him how to highlight his cheek bones
I am TOTALLY open to suggestions though! If you have any ideas I could use, Id love to hear them.
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